John is 52 years old. He is not married. Every day h comes home from work and eats dinner alone. Then he watches TV alone. At 11 o'clock he goes to bed alone.
John is not happy. He has a good job and a nice house, but he doesn't have love. He wants a wife.
How can John find a wife? One day he has an idea.
John is a painter, and he drives a small truck. He paints these words on his truck:
WANTED - A WIFE
ARE YOU 35-45 YEARS OLD?
DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN, PETS, AND QUIET TIMES?
PLEASE WRITE ME.
MY ADDRESS IS 307 S. SIXTH ST.
I AM A HARD-WORKING MAN.
Hundreds of women write letters to John. He reads all the letters. He likes one letter very much.
The letter is from Bobbi. Bobbi is 33 years old, and she is divorced. She has two children and a dog. John calls Bobbi, and they meet. One week later, John paints his truck white.
"I'm not thinking looking for love now," John says with a smile.
One year later, John and Bobbi are married.